“We swears to serve the master of the Precious. Yes, Precious… Once it takes hold of us it never lets go.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers It does not care if we should die! Not like Master. “Oh! Cruel Hobbit! It does not care if we be hungry. Gollum: My name… Sme… Smeagol.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Gollum: What did you call me?įrodo: That was your name once… a long time ago. “ Frodo: You were not so very different from a Hobbit once, were you? Smeagol. “We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers “ Lost! My precious is LOOOOSSST!” The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Gollum: Uh… Teeth? TEETH! Yes! my precious! But we, we… we only have… NINE. These are the saddest lines by Gollum and Smeagol, that often showed the reality of what the ring did to him. His long years in isolation with the ring had a huge effect on Smeagol, and while he did do horrible things a lot of it was more due to the evil of the ring than his own fault. Gollum: Never! Smeagol wouldn’t hurt a fly!” The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Saddest Gollum and Smeagol Quotes Sam: I heard it from his own mouth! He means to murder us! Gollum: We’re not in decent places.” The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King “ Sam: It must be getting near tea-time, leastways in decent places where there is still tea-time. Gollum: Sneaking.” The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Sam: All right, all right! You just startled me is all. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say “sneak!” Sneak? Very nice friend. Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. “ Sam: What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we? “Sneaky little Hobbitses.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers “ The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Very tricksy.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers No crunchable birdses!” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers “ Stupid, fat hobbit.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling you keep nasty chips. Sam: Po-tay-toes! Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew… Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Gollum: What’s taters, precious? What’s taters, eh? These are our favorite funny Smeagol/Gollum quotes. Occasionally Gollum says things that are actually quite funny, or sometimes it’s just the way he says them that are humorous, including when he’s actually insulting Sam and Frodo. Smeagol: Yes, we… we meant for us.” The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King The Funniest Gollum Lines Not very nice at all, my love.” The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Smeagol: And they doesn’t taste very nice, does they, Precious? Shh.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers It’s too risky.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both! And then we take the precious… and we be the master!
We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Smeagol: No… No.” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Smeagol: Master is our friend… our friend. “ Gollum: Sméagol… Why does he cry, Sméagol? Smeagol: Leave now, and never come back! LEAVE! NOW! AND NEVER COME BACK! We told him to go away… and away he goes, Precious! Gone, gone, gone! SMEAGOL IS FREE!” The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Gollum: Where would you be without me, uh? Gollum, gollum… I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me! Smeagol: I’m not listening… I’m not listening… Gollum: You don’t have any friends nobody likes you! Gollum: Yes, precious, false! They will cheat you, hurt you, LIE. Treacherous Gollum: Shut up!” The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey “ Friendly Gollum: Ooo, Ooo! We knows! We knows! then we EATS it! And if Baggins loses, then we eats it whole.” The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Treacherous Gollum: And if it loses… what then?įriendly Gollum: Well… if it loses, Precious. Gollum: Just… Just us?īilbo Baggins: Yes… Yes! And if I win, you… …You show me the way out, yes? Gollum: Wasn’t talking to you!” The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journeyīilbo Baggins: Why don’t we have a game of riddles… Just, just you and me. Gollum: Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark… SHUT UP! Bilbo Baggins: Yes, yes, and I want to get unlost… as soon as possible!
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